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asian:

i get jealous so easily and i hate it

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dsabs14:

You either love The Princess Bride or you haven’t seen it


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celibacy:

Have you ever said so much bullshit you were actually shocked anyone believed you?


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lollopingbigbrownbear:

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks

lollopingbigbrownbear:

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks

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Reblog if one of your favorite characters has ever died.

trashclown420:

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Rest in peace, Mongo from Shrek 2. Your life was fleeting but you will never be forgotten.

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nudityandnerdery:

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greenhoused:

which way does a cyclops wing their eyeliner

tumblr user greenhoused is asking the real questions

It doesn’t matter, because Nobody is going to criticize their makeup.

WAS THAT A MOTHER FRACKING ODYSSEY PUN

Well, it wasn’t a motherfucking Oedipus pun, that’s for sure.


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  • me: should i make a sarcastic comment or not
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wishful-thinkment:

justforthearticles:

lunalovegouda:

Those people who constantly reblog your stuff but you never really talk:

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I do notice my regulars. You guys are the best.

"Regulars" makes me feel like a bar-tender…

Wiping down my dash at the end of an evening, I see your read-more, over-hear your rant in the tags, so I pour you a drink.

"…what’s troubling you, kid?"


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growlethal:

this one time in italy a random italian guy force fed my friend when he didnt finish his pizza
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HOW TO COOK THE CORRECT AMOUNT OF PASTA:

sarcastic-sanity:

1. Pour out how much you think you need.

2. Wrong.


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