i get jealous so easily and i hate it
You either love The Princess Bride or you haven’t seen it
Have you ever said so much bullshit you were actually shocked anyone believed you?
Rest in peace, Mongo from Shrek 2. Your life was fleeting but you will never be forgotten.
which way does a cyclops wing their eyeliner
tumblr user greenhoused is asking the real questions
It doesn’t matter, because Nobody is going to criticize their makeup.
WAS THAT A MOTHER FRACKING ODYSSEY PUN
Well, it wasn’t a motherfucking Oedipus pun, that’s for sure.
Those people who constantly reblog your stuff but you never really talk:
I do notice my regulars. You guys are the best.
"Regulars" makes me feel like a bar-tender…
Wiping down my dash at the end of an evening, I see your read-more, over-hear your rant in the tags, so I pour you a drink.
"…what’s troubling you, kid?"
1. Pour out how much you think you need.